Saginaw Valley girls (a poem)…

I only had coffee and water for two weeks.

Eat anything… 30 carbs a weeks.

Walmart provides pretty healthy choices.

For what your body just won’t crave anymore.

Like.

Cookies.

Cake.

Bacon.

I wrap everything with it.

Salad with bar-b-q sauce all over it.

I like the food I eat.

I’ll just might turn into a giant block of cheese.

Just eat all the time… and you’ll lose weight.

 

This poem was inspired by a conversation at a Starbucks in Saginaw where the barista was explaining the virtues of the amazing Adkins Diet.